i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My vagina just clenched in fear
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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