I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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