I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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