super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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