Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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