Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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