Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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