her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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