We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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