love makes seman taste better
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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