What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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