You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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