Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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