She's JV to your varsity
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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