You're my little dorito
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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