He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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