Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just puked most of my soul out..
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