I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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