Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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