so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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