Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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