so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I still have a little drunk in my system
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
