another moral hangover. fuck.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
