we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I still have a little drunk in my system
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
