I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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