just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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