I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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