i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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