you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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