Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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