you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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