im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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