I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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