the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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