Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
this will be a night to untag.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
