READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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