Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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