I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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