i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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