..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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