i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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