I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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