So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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