Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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