so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So vagazzling was a success
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