Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
