As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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