im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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