That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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