hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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